This bottle opener is such a tool
In case you’re wondering, no. We’re not going to make any “get hammered” jokes, or say something like “this thing really puts us in the mood for a screwdriver." Because a) we prefer highbrow humor and b) making a screwdriver wouldn’t call for a bottle opener. But we will say that this bottle opener really hits the nail on the head.
Whether you choose to keep it in the utensil drawer or hang it from a tool belt, this multipurpose hammer is definitely more Tim Taylor than it is Al Borland. Because a) Al would never have a beer while working in the shop and b) Tim could hang.