This bottle opener is such a tool

In case you’re wondering, no. We’re not going to make any “get hammered” jokes, or say something like “this thing really puts us in the mood for a screwdriver." Because a) we prefer highbrow humor and b) making a screwdriver wouldn’t call for a bottle opener. But we will say that this bottle opener really hits the nail on the head.

DCI Design Hammer Bottle Opener - $10

Whether you choose to keep it in the utensil drawer or hang it from a tool belt, this multipurpose hammer is definitely more Tim Taylor than it is Al Borland. Because a) Al would never have a beer while working in the shop and b) Tim could hang.