From the same folks who brought you The Abyss Table, the King Arthur Round Swing Table is a large, round dining table surrounded by chairs suspended from an overhead frame. It's kind of like a swing set on a playground for children who would rather discuss the current crisis in the Middle East during recess than play a game of tag.
Depending on where you plan to hold court, the dining surface comes in a choice of white birch or walnut with eight or 12 chairs, an indoor or outdoor version, and with an optional shade on top.
Joe McGauley is a senior editor at Supercompressor. He's hoping they find a way to make a see-saw version.