Eat (And Defend) Your Soft-Boiled Eggs Like a Champion

Whether you're a soft-boiled egg nut or only enjoy their warm embrace on occasion, you deserve to indulge like a champ with this new knight-in-shining-armor cup and spoon set.

Blessed with the regal moniker "Arthur," the kit forgoes a traditional set's ceramic base and metal spoon for plastic. But not to worry; it comes complete with a protective helmet to keep your shelled soldier safe until you're ready to gorge.

Joe McGauley is a senior editor at Supercompressor. Full disclosure: he doesn't really like eggs.