For when humiliating your dog in a mere costume grows tiresome, PetPaint is a new washable colored hairspray that let's you temporarily dye their fur in the pattern, design, or team colors of your choice — at least until they wise up, lick it off, and run away forever.
Available in eight different colors, each spray can contains five ounces of "professional-quality" pet hair dye, which — if you're artistically inclined— you can free-hand with.
For a salon-caliber job, though, you'll want to pick up one of their special stencil packs, which makes it easy to stamp Wolfie with clearly-defined paw prints, zebra stripes, peace signs, or even hot rod-style flames.
Joe McGauley is a senior editor at Supercompressor and has been known to enjoy the occasional Halloween dog parade.