The Evil Scorpion Overlord Chair

Is your home decor missing that certain special element of impending doom? Do you enjoy kicking up your feet like an evil villain after a long day? Do you just LOVE scorpions? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then you may want to make some room in the living room for your very own Scorpion Armchair.

These horrifying wooden and leather specimens are handcrafted in Russia (sure) by a custom furniture maker who specializes in all manner of elaborately detailed wooden pieces, ranging from the nightmarish to the sort of decorative facades you might find behind an old church altar.

Something tells us Putin already has two.

Joe McGauley is a senior editor at Supercompressor. He'll take scorpions over spiders any day.