6. You shouldn’t bring a neon pink surfboard into a police station
Gary Busey is gonna have an aneurysm, Dr. Cox from Scrubs is going to chew you out, and no one is going to give a flying f*ck about the "first tube" you may or may not have caught that morning. It’s a bad scene, don’t do it. Leave your surfboard at home, even while you're deep undercover trying to bust a gang of evil surfers.
7. I think the ocean is a metaphor for something...
At one point, Bodhi speaks of the elusive “50-year storm,” an event that’ll produce a gigantic wave the world has never seen before. With a twinkle in his eye, the late great Swayze tells Keanu that “you gotta be willing to pay the ultimate price" if you want the ultimate experience. Suicide by surfing a giant wave. Is the giant wave a metaphor for life? Corporate America? Neither? Both? Whatever, don’t threaten me with a good time.