Feast Like Indiana Jones From Your Own Monkey Brains Bowl
Remember the exotic feast scene in Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom that culminates in a course of chilled monkey brains and a fainting Kate Capshaw? Well, now's your chance to stock your cabinet with a severed simian bowl of your very own, modeled after the the one used in the movie.
While it's recommended as a desk caddy for pens/paper clips/change/brains, it does come with a plastic insert should you feel compelled to eat your morning Wheaties out of it, or simply liven up your summer BBQ smorgasbord with a disgusting condiment container.
Joe McGauley is a senior editor at Supercompressor. He saw Kingdom of the Crystal Skull and regretted it immediately.