I think we can all agree that it's a bit tacky to kill an animal for the sole reason of mounting its head on your wall—especially since not every part of an animal can be eaten. (What do you do with the poop?!) The TORO solves this problem by making custom, bull's skull-shaped motorcycle fronts that also function as badass light fixtures. Finally, a way to showcase your hobbies without killing a thing with a mom.
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Each Toro is crafted in the likeness of a bull's skull and is actually made from legit custom motorcycle parts. They look good and actually work—when's the last time a bull's head acted as a functioning light?
The website suggests mounting this guy in "living rooms, 'man-caves', bars, and restaurants"—but we all know where this beast belongs: directly above your bed. That's how people get pregnant, baby.
Jeremy Glass is the Vice editor for Supercompressor and spends his weekends hunting the world's deadliest game: man.