Whether you're into collecting guns or simply comforted by knowing there's one handy for worst-case-scenario protection, it's on you to keep them from getting into the wrong hands. This means finding a safe and secure place to stash it, which is precisely the sort of thing New Jersey Concealment Furniture can help with.
The line includes a range of desks, tables, clocks, coat racks, hutches, nightstands, and other handmade hardwood pieces engineered with secret, spy-worthy compartments for hiding all manner of firearms and weapons in plain sight.
Since each one is made to order, you can choose from a selection of wood finishes; if you prefer the hidden stash spots, they're set up with a keyed lock.
If your weapon cache happens to be somewhat unconventional (talking to you, creepy Katana dude), they also accept commissions for custom jobs, and will go to lengths to ensure the finished piece matches in both style and color with the non-lethal furniture pieces you already own.
Joe McGauleyis a senior editor at Supercompressor. Don't fuss with that one drawer on his coffee table. Seriously, don't, okay? Cool.