If your weapon cache happens to be somewhat unconventional (talking to you, creepy Katana dude), they also accept commissions for custom jobs, and will go to lengths to ensure the finished piece matches in both style and color with the non-lethal furniture pieces you already own.
Joe McGauley is a senior editor at Supercompressor. Don't fuss with that one drawer on his coffee table. Seriously, don't, okay? Cool.