And rather than force you to wait around like a lapdog for a delivery, it arrives in 1-5 days vacuum-packed in an easy-to tote box that fits in the back of a standard taxi. Or, if you live in NYC, you'll get it within hours via Uber or cargo bike. And once you've opened it you have 40 days to test it out and return it (for free) for a full refund. Sleepy's, you've been put on notice.
Joe McGauley is a senior editor at Supercompressor and a hardcore nap junkie.