Retrieve those pizza bagels like a boss with the new Power Mitt Oven Glove, a heat-resistant hand shield modeled after the notoriously terrible Nintendo Power Glove (which, for the record, was actually manufactured by Mattel), complete with an inactive forearm control panel. Though, if you ever tried playing a game with the real deal, that's an apt description for it as well.
Molded from heat-resistant silicone rubber, the one-size-fits-all kitchen-cessory is the brainchild of the same dude who's been making other pop culture-inspired ephemera like Anchorman's Sex Panther Cologne and Fight Club Soap.
Joe McGauley is a senior editor at Supercompressor. He hasn't played for a minute, but was at one time a master Duck Hunter.