"F**k it, Dude, let's go bowling." Bonhams British auction house is auctioning off the ball return and bench set pieces from The Big Lebowski and you're totally dropping the ball (so to speak) by not putting in a bid right now. The set pieces come from the bowling alley in which Donny, Walter, and The Dude spend roughly 90% of the movie — but if that's something that has to be explained to you, you're doing it wrong.
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The pieces are going anywhere from $14,000 to $16,000 — which is a small price to pay to forever immortalize the 1998 classic movie in your basement... or living room... or wherever. It's totally worth mentioning that Bonhams is also auctioning off the bowling pin costume from the infamous Jackie Treehorn Gutterballs dream sequence as well. The only thing missing is the Dude himself.
Jeremy Glass is the Vice editor for Supercompressor and his love for The Big Lebowski is second only to his love for marmots.