Tuck yourself into the cheesy warmth of this quilt and pillow set, available in twin, full, and queen sizes. It'll only set you back $74.90, and the good people at Ebowstore will ship it to you anywhere in the world.
As if getting out of bed in the morning wasn't already hard enough.
Ali Drucker is a staff writer for Supercompressor. Sleeping in a bed like this would be like hopping in bed with this guy. Follow her on Twitter and Instagram.