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Pizza Box Stools

Quick, someone find the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. We found some furniture that's absolutely perfect for their sprawling...sewer lair—pizza box stools that won't collapse under you after your fourth piece of pepperoni. 

Okay, we know what you're thinking: Why would I ever want to sit on a stack of greasy, unstable Margherita 'za boxes? Well here's the thing: it's actually a flat-packed piece of sturdy, corrugated cardboard with a glossy, photo-real exterior woefully devoid of any melted cheese-topped dough inside. And unless you've subsisted on a diet of several pizzas per day for your entire life, there's no risk of falling in, as it supports up to 440 pounds.


Joe McGauley is a senior editor at Supercompressor and learned the hard way that real turtles don't enjoy pizza.