If getting you out of bed in the morning requires secret ops-level reinforcement, you may want to raise the caliber of your alarm. Enter the Secret Agent Alarm Clock ($25), a Walther PPK/S handgun-shaped device that'll unleash some friendly fire on your AM routine.
Set it, and the Secret Agent Clock will vibrate until you're awake. To silence the alarm, aim the barrel at the wall and pull the trigger to fire the time and serve up an adrenaline rush to start your day.
Sometimes it's okay to shoot the messenger.