Nearly $8,000 is a fair price to pay to put yourself in the position of such greats like Barack Obama, Ronald Reagan, Jimmy Carter, and Bill "Slick Willy" Clinton. Hell, you can even go as far as to pretend you're Bill Pullman from Independence Day—or Bill Pullman from Sleepless in Seattle, or maybe even Bill Pullman from Mr. Wrong?
In any event, this desk deserves a person who's ready to commit to every aspect of holding the title of President of the United States, except for the actual election, salary, and um, power.
Jeremy Glass is the Vice editor for Supercompressor and ran for President once. Wait, that's a typo—ran from a President once.