A long time ago, in an office far, far, away...my desk was completely filthy. With endless crumbs of depressing bag lunches, and infinite drops of even more depressing, smuggled alcohol, I was working elbow deep in my own detritus.
Then a New Hope arose: the USB-powered, nostalgia-fueled, R2D2 Desk Vac. Incredibly annoying BFF protocol droid not included (thankfully). Sometimes, it's good to suck at work.