Lay Some Pipe In The Bathroom

Hand-etched hipster kitty cat portraits and bespoke neighborhood maps aren't the only things crowding Etsy anymore. Not by a long shot with the Steel Pipe Toilet Paper Holder. As far as bathroom accoutrement goes, this is about as bare bones as it gets. Free from bells and whistles — and not a frill in site. Just some hard-hitting pipe power. 

You're looking at thick industrial strength steel that'll fit on any wall with a screw and an anchor. We can practically hear Macho Man Randy Savage pimping this thing out from his Slim Jim-shaped cloud in heaven.