T-Rex Heads On Your Wall Are A Necessity

Hopefully your parents were actually cool enough to let you see Jurassic Park. If so, there's a good chance you've been fascinated with dinosaurs since the early '90s. Because of the goddamn asteroids that wiped out the world's coolest lizards so many millions of years ago, Americans have concluded that they will never get the opportunity to hunt and mount a Tyrannosaurs Rex. 

If you're looking to quell  "I was born 70 million years too late" angst, this totally awesome T-Rex Attack Plaque is a pretty simple solution. 

Objects in mirror are closer than they appear. This may apply to your new decorations. Let us know, k?

Made from a body of durable resin and actual dinosaur bones* (*lie), this sturdy mount has a metal keyhole on the back to ensure your living room gets that certain "oh sh*t, I'm about to get eaten by an extinct creature" vibe that people die for. 

That's how you rock anachronism with style!

Jeremy Glass is the Vice editor for Supercompressor and his favorite part of Jurassic Park is every time Jeff Goldblum is on screen.