Now that that's out of the way, here's what a six-figure oral hygiene device comes with. For one, it's fashioned from premium titanium (in your choice of color, of course), and comes with a sleekly designed mini stand, as you would never consider letting it wallow in a multibrush holder alongside inferior Oral-Bs and...GASP...DenTeks.
Additionally, they're treated with an antibacterial coating to protect you from the nasty germs that naturally accumulate in the bathroom. Plus, you'll never have buy another toothbrush (unless you tire of it) since Reinast sends every customer five fresh replacement heads every six months for free. Er, for $4,200 up front.
Joe McGauley is a Sonicare-obsessed senior editor at Supercompressor.