The Wifi-Enabled Automatic Coffee Maker

I think we can all agree that life would be a hell of a lot easier if everything could be performed from the comfort of your own bed. Apparently, one formerly lazy person decided to become industrious and created a coffee machine that can be controlled completely by your phone. It's called Smarter Coffee and it can grind your beans and brew a pot of joe through the magic of WiFi. 

This is what we talk about when we talk about the future, people. The accompanying Smarter Coffee app can be used on your phone or tablet, and it controls everything from the bean grind level to strength of your cup.

If you want to make only one cup, there's a mode for that—the aptly-named "One Cup Mode." Someone must've gotten promoted for that one. 

You can also percolate pre-ground beans and brew up to 12 cups at once using the Smarter Carafe. If you're feeling especially lethargic, Smarter Coffee keeps your brew warm for up to 40 minutes while you will yourself out of bed. The future is here and it tastes delicious.

Jeremy Glass is the Vice editor for Supercompressor and turns into a complete piece of sh*t before he has his morning cup of coffee—and after, too.