The compact stained wood setup is composed of a spine-shaped anchor. It has a number of slots to lock in an upper and lower platform at a variety heights, accommodating users of all sizes. When you aren't using it, though, the platforms can be easily removed, leaving just the spine to hang on your wall like a piece of bizarre modern art.
Joe McGauley is a senior editor at Supercompressor. He's determined to die from something far more badass than sitting down.