If you're still not convinced, take this into consideration: In Ian Fleming's famous Bond novel From Russia With Love, Fleming details James' habits when he's off assignment, noting that Bond brewed his joe "... in an American Chemex, of which he drank two large cups, black and without sugar."
If you're going to take down SPECTRE, good coffee is a must.
Alex Robinson is a senior editor at Supercompressor. He knows the only way to drink coffee is black, and decaf is death. Follow him on Twitter @ItsAlexRobinson.