Perhaps you're already familiar with their groundbreaking original single sammie version, but this marks the start of a brave new era for at-home sausage, egg, and cheese grillin'. Fresh features like the countdown timer with an audio alert ensure that you'll retrieve brekkies at the perfect moment.
Of course, if you're feeling weak and don't think you can handle two at once, it'll just as easily turn out a single. But who are you trying to kid? Go ahead, slide in that second one; we won't tell anyone.
Joe McGauley is a senior editor at Supercompressor. He is disgusted by meat-less breakfast sandwiches.