The Horse Head Squirrel Feeder Is The Only Squirrel Feeder That Matters

Harmlessly and hilariously humiliate the pesky vermin who boldy traipse through your yard with the Horse Head Squirrel Feeder, a creepy horse head mask filled with seeds that transforms the bushy-tailed pests into ridiculous mutants when they go for a snack.

And while it won't temper the urge to murder them when they dig up your herb garden, at least you're getting something in return for letting them live.

Joe McGauley is a senior editor for Supercompressor. He's cool with horses, but remains lukewarm on squirrels.