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Kim Jong-un and Vladimir Putin Are Now Dictating Cat Scratchers

It's the 21st century and we still haven't been able to control the weather, teleport, or get rid of our world's dictators. This is embarrassing and probably a commentary on some larger issue with our humanity and eventual destruction. Regardless, there's some stuff that keeps us trickling into the abyss instead of just screaming.

One of those things is a dictator Cat Scratcher Post, available in Kim Jong-un or Vladimir Putin.

These one-of-a-kind cat scratch posts cost a fortune, but every cent is donated to charity, so this isn't blood money. There's nothing better than watching your cat destroy a human embodiment of evil than also knowing the $7,300 you spent on the post went to a good cause. Also, if you believe in voodoo, this thing might do some damage in a good way. One of these dudes is probably allergic to cats.

Or maybe not.


Ethan Wolff-Mann is an editor at Supercompressor. He hates dictators and likes animals. Follow him on Twitter @ewolffmann.