From the deepest, darkest flames of Mordor (hereafter referred to as "Etsy") comes this 16-gauge steel fire pit, brandishing the same Elvish script found on the Ring Of Power. The Lord of the Rings-themed One Ring Firering is here to brighten your bonfires and make you very popular with the many friends you most definitely have.
When you light a fire in this 26-inch masterpiece, the text is illuminated, stoking both flames and your power-hungry demons. And since it's coated in high temperature-resistant black paint, you can be sure it'll stand up to whatever theme-party debauchery you can throw at it.
Ali Drucker is the editorial assistant for Supercompressor. She's fairly certain if you own one of these, you call your roommate "mom." Follow her on Twitter at @ali_drucker.