The table is mostly blank, giving you the freedom to decorate it to your own exacting specifications, or sell advertising to the local businesses—if you're into the whole entrepreneurial thing. Interestingly, the table comes with a small, passive iPhone speaker amplifier so you can play whatever K'Naan or Love Generation ridiculous World Cup anthem just a little bit louder. Oh and yes, those are beer holders, but be careful, because the table is cardboard.
Ethan Wolff-Mann is an editor at Supercompressor. He thinks PKs are the best part. Follow him on Twitter @ewolffmann.