First thing first: don't question our journalistic prowess, because we are well aware it's pronounced, and spelled, duct tape. Secondly, yes, there is a brand of tape out there called Duck Tape. Third—and most important—there actually is scented Duck Tape in existence. What do we do with this information? Buy the crap out of it.
Duck Tape Scents is the newest and most necessary achievement in home improvement and officially the only way to go when it comes to patching up holes and hanging up posts. It comes in six manly smells, including: Bubble Gum, Orange Cream, Mint, Cupcake, Grape, and Lemon.