Would you rather have cheeto fingers for the rest of your life or have a Kool-Aid mustache for the rest of your life?
Kool-Aid mustache. I think I could make it a new trend.
Would you rather have hair for teeth, or teeth for hair?
Teeth for hair. I love a good steak and hair for teeth would make it hard to chew.
Would you rather hold your horses, or cool your jets?
Hold your horses.
Would you accept $10,000 per year for life if it meant every time you hit your funny bone you pooped your pants?
If you’re going to do it, you might as well get paid for it.
Would you rather live in pizza city or cheeseburger island?
Cheeseburger island. I’m gluten free, at least I could eat the burger meat.
Would you rather be able to grow a great beard but no mustache, or a great mustache but no beard?
Great Beard. I already have a Kool Aid mustache .