This reverse microwave chills your beers in seconds

Never again wait around like a junkie for a warm six-pack to get cold thanks to V-Tex's new reverse microwave, which uses rapid cooling tech to chill liquids in under a minute, or nearly 25 times faster than the sad old ice bath method. Simply toss a couple brews, wine or champagne bottles into designated slots, hit the button, and sit back as it creates a cooling vortex that swiftly shoots cold water over them while they spin in such a manner that there's no disuption to the bubbles inside.