The practical applications of bacon are endless. You can power your motorcycle with bacon, slather yourself in bacon deodorant, or even stick your meat in a bacon-flavored condom. And now, thanks to the masterminds at Outlaw Soaps, you can officially wash your hands with ridiculously life-like bacon soap. Yes, soap: the other white meat.
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Unfortunately, this stuff isn't exactly edible. Yes, you could eat it, but it probably tastes pretty terrible, considering it's made of sodium hydroxide and coconut, avocado, castor, and olive oils.
It's created with realistic slice markings and marbled coloring to make it look as close to the genuine porky article as possible. And with an authentic bacon fragrance, the sweet smell of everyone's favorite breakfast staple can linger on your person all day.
Pick some up for $13.95 and enjoy a personal hygiene routine of epically meaty proportions.
Ali Drucker is a staff writer for Supercompressor. If she had to choose between bacon and anything else, she probably couldn't. Follow her on Twitter and Instagram.