Sure, you're the master of Vegas' topless scene, but how much do you know about the women behind the mams? In honor of it being Tuesday, Thrillist conducted deep, probing interviews with the ladies of Rick's Cabaret (dancers in purple) and Crazy Horse III (pink). Herewith the intimacy:
Ninjas or Barack Obama?
Ruby: Barack Obama. He's the first black president and my children are mixed, so I think it gives people hope.
London ("but my real name is Paris"): Ninjas are f***ing cool, they're like the original assassin.
Tourists or Locals?
London: Locals have more appreciation of the community. Tourists lose their morals. They think because they're in Sin City they can lose their minds and do whatever the f*ck they wanna do. I love locals. They remember my name.
Candace: Tourists. They have more money
Topless or All-nude?
Ruby: Topless. Between my legs is only for the person in bed.
Dixie: Topless, because you have alcohol.
Dancing for guys or Dancing for girls?
Jayce: Girls, definitely. I'm not a lesbian or bi-sexual...but it's fun to act.
Dixie: Guys. They have the money usually.
Ass or Titties?
Jayce: I would have to say titties, because I don't have them.
London: I have both, so I don't know...
"Making it Rain" or Someone just handing you a wad of cash so you don't have to bend over and pick it up?
Ruby: I would say both. "Making it Rain" shows everybody what you're getting, but the wad of cash shows he really likes you.
Jayce: I would say the second one. Well actually, making it rain. That way I can bend over all sexually while picking it up and maybe get tipped even more.
Candace: I don't like bending over. I'm a lazy stripper. I want the cash.
Wayne Newton or Dwyane Wade?
Jayce: Dwyane Wade. I like ballers.
Tarin: I guess Wayne Newton, or can I choose neither??
Dixie: I'm not really familiar with either one of those guys. Bugs Bunny though.
Duck Duck Goose or Red Rover?
Candace: Red Rover, because I can run into boys, and they can run into me.
Kalani: I'm European.
Champagne or Vodka?
Jayce: That's hard. I don't drink at all. If I had to choose, I'd say Champagne. It's classier.
Candace: Both. But I prefer vodka. Cirockin!
Facebook or MySpace?
London: Oh, hard one. Facebook is like more normal, and more socially acceptable. MySpace is like "grow the f*ck up", or you're a pedophile. But I have both. I have Facebook and f***ing MySpace.
Muppets or Fraggles?
Jayce: Fraggles! I have not seen them in forever, I'd love to watch them right now.
Maddigan: Are you serious? Muppets.
Kalani: I'll take the little ones.
London: I don't know what Fraggles are, so Muppets. What are Fraggles?
Being able to fly or being able to turn invisible?
London: Being able to turn invisible, so I can rob a bank.
Jayce: Invisible so that way I can check up on some people.
Dixie: Invisible. Nobody sees you. You can always fly in an airplane.
Sweat Pants or Umbro Shorts?
Kayla: Oh jeez. That's bad. It doesn't matter, either one, it's both pitching a tent.