Sexual grifting. We've all considered it for a career, but -- as with the dream of playing in the NFL while practicing veterinary medicine in the off-season -- we eventually realized we were better suited for other pursuits.
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Spread's theatrical opening's August 14th, right here in the City of Angel Faces. To win tickets to the August 3rd premiere, click here like your sex drive depended on it. Then kick back and watch the preview, assuming your schedule of sacking quarterbacks and flea-dipping terriers allows it.
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