Designed by Peter Marino (responsible for everything from Andy Warhol's townhouse to Paris' Louis Vuitton flagship), the Aria's new 7000sqft of two-story awesomeness smacks you with a gold staircase and 15 rooms that include a billiards den, a steam room/sauna, a mini-gym, a library, a full kitchen, and a living room with a giant marble wall and a fireplace.
In addition to a 24/7 butler and a limo on standby, you also get Back to the Future II-style tech: when you enter, flatscreens flick on and let you set a series of preferences, from when to auto-open/close curtains, to what time to turn on TVs in the AM, so you can get a bright and early jump on learning how to play Pai Gow Poker from that dude with the silver hair.
They'll also equip you with Hermes bath products to use in this whirlpool tub, plus nine towels, to ensure the flops aren't the only thing that dry up.
There's something about the rooms that's hard to put a finger on. It could be the plush king sized bed, or the huge flatscreen TV. Maybe it's the modern decor and sophisticated styling...or maybe it's the frickin' awesome view of the Vegas strip...nahhh, it's definitely the lamps.