Discreet Gentlemen's Club

Taking over the extinct Minxx, Discreet's backed by BMX legend TJ Lavin and motocross superstar Carey Hart, who've crafted an intimate boutique stripper-dwelling with a main room housing a two-poled stage, extra wide "leisure" seating, and semi-private VIP areas, while upstairs boasts a private bar and six "discreet suites" with bottle service and really nice girls in nurse uniforms and school girl skirts (at first, at least). To keep all that on the DL, any credit card/ATM transactions'll have the location left off, and simply say "Casino Advance", letting you trade the shame of getting a lap dance for that of paying one's equivalent in withdrawal fees.