Sophisticated men require two things: the right drink, and deep knowledge of his city's underground offerings -- but while the former's easily acquired, the latter's elusive, especially if you're content sitting at home, slowly sipping the right drink. Fortunately, the right drink's here to help: Jameson's Insider Discoveries.
Founded in 1780 and now the world's fastest growing whiskey, Jameson's taking the savvy only a 228-year-old man of leisure could possess, and applying it to pinpointing Chi's smoothest under-the-radar action. The lineup:
Exclusive Attus Apparel Discount: Enter THRILLIST at checkout for 75% off 100% cotton pique polos w/ "destroyed vintage" finishing, all rocking hard-partying crests, i.e., "The Sid" (a mohawked Vicious) and a pole-dancing stripper number dubbed "The Polisher", a shirt that tantalizingly comes in "Man Pink".
Awe-Inspiring Cocktail at Risque Café: Ask for the off-the-menu Thrillist 312, a concoction of Jameson, Goose Island 312 beer, lemonade, and Chambord. Just like mom used to make, before she ran off with a classy biker.
Fresh Gear Tip for Leaders 1354: On Monday, Leaders got in a hyper-limited shipment of Puma Atmos. Show up early to snag one of the few pairs available, but don't put them on your feet 'til you've waived them in the faces of all the late arrivals who didn't receive this email.
Surprise Cocktail at The Whistler: Drop "Thrillist" with the bartender, and he'll make you The Royal County Down, an off-the-menu Jameson and Domaine de Canton cocktail so delicious, you'll be tempted to name your first born child after him. Unless his name is Barry -- nobody likes a Barry.
For directions to and/or contact info for the buried gold above, click here for a handy reference sheet. If you still decide to stay home, sip Jameson, and contemplate existence, that's okay too, because the most inside discovery of all is you. And cable television.
JAMESON® Irish Whiskey. 40% Alc./Vol. (80 Proof). Product of Ireland. ©2008 Imported by John Jameson Import Company, Purchase, NY