Man Candles

Created from recycled 22oz Rogue Brewery beer bottles, these mandles come in a variety of not-Strawberry Shortcake scents like Hooters Waitress (tanning lotion with a hint of fryer oil), Hungry Man TV Dinner (roast beef & creamed corn), Munchies (Fritos, pot), and of course Stripper Breath, with watermelon Jolly Rancher and stale smoke, which costs $20 and burns out abruptly once "Pour Some Sugar on Me's" over.