Bigger isn't always better, especially when it comes to rationalizing why your ex is dating Refrigerator Perry. Counting on the motion of their ocean, or technically, pool: Rumor.
Sitting where the former St. Tropez hotel did, Rumor's the anti-Vegas: two basically-gaming-free (video poker, what!) stories of luxe lodging boasting a South Beach vibe thanks to a 30,000sqft pool area with hammock-strung palm trees, a grassy area for picnics and events, and private cabanas that feeds into a sun-lit lobby featuring white marble floors, a bar, and eclectic seating including white patent leather couches and black suede Mad Hatter chairs, although hopefully not the disappointing Tim Burton ones. The bulk of the rooms're 1-BR suites with a big couch and sitting area, featuring purple walls/beds, B&W photography-lined walls, flatscreens, iPod docks, and private balconies; if you need more space/are leader of the free world, there're also four super-sized presidential suites designed by Mark Tracy, who's become a Vegas legend despite the handicap of having one girl name. When it's meal time, head just off the lobby to Rumor's resto Addiction for eats like créme brulee oatmeal, Kurobuta Karmal Pork, sea bass satays, a Cuban Reuben, and other stuff they call "modern American with some twists", although they probably meant "Twix", cause have you ever tried to stop eating those things? Especially the peanut butter ones?!?
Because they're savvy like that, there's comped wifi throughout the hotel, plus -- get ready for this -- completely free in-room adult movies for all guests, ensuring that Rumor makes up for what it lacks in size with...size.