Sapphire Monday Night Football
$20 gets you admission, three drinks, free reign over a tailgate-style buffet, the game on huge HDs, and, at halftime, over a hundred dancers invading the floor for Dollar Dance, where a buck secures 20-30 seconds of heaven, or just barely enough time to hear Bret Michaels say, "Woo! Mmm yeah. Ha ha. Ooh yow, woo. Ha ha ha ha. Yeah. Now listen...".