Strip Club Guide

VME provides a no-frills guide to more than 30 LV top- and bottomless joints, breaking things down to "critical factors" such as # of girls, food and drink, ambiance, hustle factor, dancer mileage, etc, all presented in blurbs and easy-to-read spreadsheets. Highlights: Larry's Villa has the cheapest beer ($3.75), and while Seamless offers no food, you can order from nearby Capriotti's subs -- don't let the dancers see you splurged on double-cheese, or you'll never know if they really like you for you.