While trips to Vegas are unquestionably awesome, they come with the annoyances of spending way too much money, actually having to plan things, and figuring a way to weasel into the clubs without the very girls you're desperately trying to get into the club to meet, so you can immediately leave the club. Enter Luxury VIP Events, with Summer Splash 2010
From two entertainment/events pros (one from Maxim, the other from Miramax, both with deep Vegas connections) Splash's a ridiculously discounted trip package: four nights at the Palazzo, a nonstop top-flight itinerary including free expedited VIP entry at eight different venues, and discounted bottle service ranging from a couple of hundred bucks off to 2-for-1 deals, which is the same as 6-for-3, although after that math becomes almost impossible. Bikinis and booze're the daytime recipe: a party at Liquid, the brand new lounge at Aria offering poolside spa services, another at 53,000sqft Wet Republic, where you can book a bungalow featuring its own jacuzzi, flatscreen, Wii, etc, and an afternoon at Hard Rock's freshly Tahitian-style-renovated pool with cabanas rocking private sand areas, also what you call the mesh liner in your swim trunks after some particularly rough bodysurfing.. Evenings'll be spent cutting lines for VIP access at clubs like the Mediterranean bathhouse-styled Lavo, TAO to party with the infamous bathtub girls, Aria's new multi-tiered Haze (entered by crossing a moat), and a final night at Hard Rock's Vanity, which you're far too handsome for, but hey, do it for the people
Prices for the epicness start at just $289 for four-man rooms and tick up a bit for double- or single-occupancy, though isn't avoiding this the reason you're going to eight clubs and pools over the course of four days?