Starts Dec 18. at Aria Resort & Casino, 3730 Las Vegas Blvd S; 888.987.6667

Merging two quintessentially Vegas standbys (the mesmerizingly inventive Cirque Du Soleil; the mesmerizingly dead Elvis Presley), this long-anticipated new show will take the audience on a Quebec-edelic ride through the King's life via dance, live music, aerials, acrobatics, and, purportedly, a terrifying giant blue suede shoe -- all in all, a worthy diversion from your love-me-bender.