X Burlesque Revamps

X just reinvented its three-year-old topless revue with all new girls, garters, fishnets, and slutty stewardess getups, plus a plethora of fresh "pole-tricks". While they're holding over favorites like "Fly Away" (where sexed-up flight attendants invite a lucky passenger on stage to "join" the Mile High Club), new sassiness includes routines to songs like "3" (Britney Spears' ode to menages), and Metallica's "Wherever I May Roam" (James Hetfield's ode to being able to make cellphone calls anywhere the hell he wants).