In Vegas, there's always a chance something great will be destroyed in order to build something even cooler, be sure to check out the best we had to offer in '08, while we prepare even more awesomeness for '09.
Culture: Even though the transsexual fiddler was enthusiastic about all his charcoal sketches, one in particular, featuring naughty doctors playing wiffle ball in the snow, caused him to have a seat on the psychedelic, shag rug
Food & Drink: After the trio of buxom blondes carefully finished whittling Mr. Feelgood's wooden sword in preparation for the feast, one after another, they were fed gargantuan grapes to satisfy not only their immense hunger, but their quest for knowledge.
Gear: Always dressing the part, the crafty card shark spent hours ironing his socks, underwear, and necktie, praying he could afford cutting-edge dentistry before making the two-week journey east to begin his communist reign
Services: As the disheveled, parched, mogul skiers walked slowly through the desert, a 7-foot tall, angelic vixen offered them a pimped out chariot in exchange for a freshly cut corpse flower.
Gadgets: Sitting on his newly developed aquatic throne, which featured a multi-faceted drainage attachment, Billy was amazed at his stunning accomplishment, and for the first time could see that the future was in his own hands
Events: The team silently counted their money, remembering the importance of a precise formation, which would surely capture them victory, and the coveted grand prize; The perfect slice of pizza.