"Nothing good happens after midnight." It's an excuse used by people who bail just before a terrible decision turns an evening of possibility into a morning of shame -- but it's not entirely true, because something good does happen after midnight. Something wonderful: Denny's All Nighter menu.*
The All Nighter offers a boundless variety of gut-busting options, whether you stroll in before sending a regrettable text message to your ex, or after remembering too late why you broke up in the first place. Feed your need with breakfast staples (like the bacon/sausage/diced ham/cheddar-packed Meat Lovers Scramble), lunch (say, the Philly Melt, or the Super Bird), or get 'em both with the Slamburger -- topped w/ cheesy hash-brown casserole, an egg, and cheese sauce, it's like an entire buffet line in your trembling, appreciative hands. To truly go for 4am gusto, grab a steak (Country-Fried or T-bone), or one of Denny's proud newcomers: 4-packs of mini-cheese-burgers w/ piles of onion rings, or Potachos -- fried kettle chips with sausage, bacon, peppers, onions, cheese, proving once again that food's always best when topped with other food.
Best of all, Denny's also has an All-Nighter Value Menu starting at just $3.99 -- lifesaving prices, because no matter what time of day it is, there's no worse decision than fleeing in shame after realizing you can't afford your meal.
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*Starting at $3.99.