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W LoungeAddress and Info
A comfy-chic interior, swanky staff at your beck and call, DAT ROOFTOP/TOWER VIEW -- this new drinks spot (head to the adjoining MR PORTER restaurant for steak meals) is a no-brainer. Just make sure you have a wallet to impress, too -- class comes at a price. Luckily, this is Holland, where the whole “going Dutch” thing got started.
TonTon ClubAddress and Info
Check your date’s competitive side and (lack of) gamesmanship at this arcade for grown-ups. You’ve got a selection of pinball, Mario Kart, shooting and fighting games, and even a ball pit. Plus there’s plenty of local beer by the bottle to smooth over any early-date awkwardness.
HoppeAddress and Info
There are two sides to this classic bar, but you should head straight to the smaller, older (as in 1670) side, of course. It gets cramped in the dark-wood space with old-school sandy floors, so you’ll have to get close. All the better to hear what your date has to say... or whatever. You can order beer (don’t bother with the wine), but this spot’s a good excuse to hit the hard stuff -- in, ya know, a classy way. You’ll find a giant selection of jenever and its more herbal/fruity Old Dutch Liqueur cousins. It’s like a museum for the mouth (or at least the liver).
Nieuwmarkt & Waterlooplein
In de WaagAddress and Info
Sometimes the obvious option is obvious for a reason. Atmospheric (and authentic) medieval interiors. Big, sunny terrace. Top-notch food and a decent wine list. Come on, it looks like a frickin’ castle. Don’t fight the romance.
StarbucksAddress and Info
Sometimes you’re just looking for a coffee date -- but this Starbucks flagship location is like a coffee date all hopped up on... Red Bull! The enormous, multi-level interior (an old bank vault) looks amazing from floor to ceiling, as it's all made from repurposed materials and designed to conserve energy. You have the widest selection of Starbucks stuff you’ll find anywhere: beyond frappucinos, try a tasting of the not-found-elsewhere Reserve coffees at the separate bar -- er, sorry, “Slow Coffee Theater.” (Products are tested here before they’re rolled out to other stores.) Plus there are some serious sweet and savory snacks at the bakery here.
MashuaAddress and Info
We clearly love this place. And with decor almost as gorgeous as what comes out of the kitchen, it’s a great way to impress without breaking the bank.
Tales & SpiritsAddress and Info
It’s actually like two steps out of the Canal Belt, but the cobblestoned back-alley location out-charms even the 9 Streets. It’s pretty inside, and the staff is uniformed to do the menu of specialty cocktails and tasty small bites justice. Worst case scenario, if you and your latest Tinder catch don’t have anything to talk about, the entertaining staff will supply plenty of fodder with their antics, as will the creative cocktail presentations: pop rocks, cotton candy, and dolls, oh my.
Boom ChicagoAddress and Info
Yep, there are many charming corners to explore in this historic, water-laden ‘hood -- and this ain’t one of them. You’re bringing your date here because there are two paths to a person’s heart: comedy and food. And both are dished out here. Just be warned, the closer you sit to the stage the more likely your date is to become part of the show.
Het ConcertgebouwAddress and Info
Want to look classy and cultured? This is your ticket. Plus, it’s got some of the best acoustics in the world, making it seriously worth checking out even without a date to impress. There are regular concerts, some of which veer away from the classical standards, but if you want to be authentically Dutch about it, go for the free weekly lunchtime rehearsals.
T’s Bites & WineAddress and Info
In this light and airy double-decker bar you’ve got a whole menu of bites -- from crispy, herb-coated patatas bravas with a spicy mojo sauce to caviar-and-violet-topped wild salmon blinis -- to choose from. Plus an even longer list (well, book, really) of wines by the glass (almost 40 options) and/or bottles that won’t blow your dating budget for the month. But make it easy on yourselves and just let Tanja (that would be the T) and her chef choose the best selections of both for you.
Stadionbuurt & WTC
THE RED SUNAddress and Info
The sushi is inventive, with options like nigiri halibut with truffle soy sauce and lightly fried vermicelli, and the swank blood-red interior is guaranteed to get you hot and bothered in all the right ways, just as much as the wasabi.
Mossel & GinAddress and Info
The spiffed-up industrial interior is lovely, but bonus points if you can land a spot in the walled garden. Either way, you’re indulging in at least two known aphrodisiacs: mussels (or other seafood if you prefer) and alcohol, the ultimate aphrodisiac -- most likely in the form of a G&T.
Ginger Grill & Asian TapasAddress and Info
So long Oolong (a former cocktail favorite of ours), and hello to the new Ginger Grill. Luckily the menu and ambiance haven’t changed much. The date-ready dark interior matches the modern-style Asian-influenced dishes like dumplings and other dim sum classics, spiced meat on a stick, and a lot of prawn. A menu of decently priced wines and cocktails will make sure you’re feeling friendly by the end of the night.
KriterionAddress and Info
Michael Bay’s latest attempt to entertain doesn’t exactly scream romance (and screaming isn’t very romantic anyway), which is why you’re better off using an indie or foreign film as the soundtrack to whatever sweet nothings you plan on whispering in the dark. Sure the theater is a little... musty, but that’s culture for you. And there’s a cafe that sells way better stuff than popcorn (like a full bar of drinks you can take right to your seat with you) where you can perform your post-film analysis of the movie... and your chances with your new boo.
Kattencafé KopjesAddress and Info
Get the oxytocin release going with some cuddly felines and win over the animal lover in your life without shelling out too much dough. However things go with your human companion, as least you know you’ll get some cuddle action on your date.
Bos & Lommer
Wilde WestenAddress and Info
The couple that does laundry together... well, at least knows that they both have clean underwear. Here you can dine (mostly wood-oven pizzas) and drink (local beers) while you do just that. Mid-week dates might even benefit from one of the weekly menu specials.
FarinaAddress and Info
The food is fantastic and the service is gracious (and often authentically Italian), but you’re really coming for the location: a dock under an apartment building in the middle of a mini-lake, reached via a couple long boardwalks, with 360-degree water views. In the summer you can enjoy these even more closely from the wrap-around terrace. Plus, everyone knows Italian food is date food, right?
Walter’s -- The Walter Woodbury BarAddress and Info
You know Walter’s is a great date spot because it’s always full of people on dates. The well-prepared menu and pretty staff members are draws, but not as much as the sizable, jaw-dropping interior of lush plants and birdcage lighting.
De KasAddress and Info
It’s not one of the cheapest spots on the list, but this restaurant has been an Amsterdam favorite for over a decade, despite an until-now not-so-trendy location, for a reason. That reason is the experience of eating wholesome, local food in an upscale environment... inside a massive working greenhouse. Sign up for lunch to save a few bucks. There’s a different menu every day.
Saunakaravaan by De RuimteAddress and Info
It’s an all-year outdoor sauna party! With little to no drinking... However, it’s cheap, it’s unusual, and there’s always live music or storytelling. And it’s now located just around the (canal) corner from NDSM. As we’ve noted before, the policy here is full nudity -- so, maybe not a first-date spot unless you’re both looking for a preview of the coming attractions. On the other hand, if you can get someone to sweat with you in a hut with a bunch of naked strangers on the first outing, you know you’ve got a keeper.
BlijburgAddress and Info
Amsterdam’s best beach is pretty cozy in the winter months, too, thanks to its new fire pit-heated home with regular live music nights and plenty of decent sips and nibbles.
Rivierenbuurt & RAI
Knijn Bowling & RestaurantAddress and Info
It's classic dating action with a surprisingly classy restaurant (Meat Paul) and bar (Bar 71) tacked on. Make your date a party with the weekend Disco Bowling events.
World of FoodAddress and Info
Explore entire continents of street food at the best thing to happen to Zuidoost eaters since... ever. This food court may not be as fancy as De Foodhallen, but it’s bigger, less crowded, and more down to earth. Experiment with new flavors and see if your date is a picky eater.
Hotel BuitenAddress and Info
Open year-round, the winter comfort food (like cheese fondue) by the fire is replaced by outdoor eating along the picturesque Sloterpas when the summer months roll around. You'll see lots of nooks, a hammock or two, or even a trampoline where you can really get to know someone, all while sipping local beer from the appropriately named Brouwerij De 7 Deugden (“7 Sins Brewery”). Whatever the time of year, there’s a good chance of live music. The catch? This waterside spot’s open to the public weekends only.
1. W LoungeSpuistraat 175,
2. TonTon ClubSint Annendwarsstraat 6, Amsterdam
3. HoppeSpui 18, Amsterdam
4. Restaurant-Café In de WaagNieuwmarkt 4, Amsterdam
5. StarbucksUtrechtsestraat 9, Amsterdam
6. MashuaPrinsengracht 703, Amsterdam
7. Tales & SpiritsLijnbaanssteeg 5-7, Amsterdam
8. Chicago Social ClubLeidseplein 12, Amsterdam
9. Het ConcertgebouwConcertgebouwplein 2-6, Amsterdam
10. T’s Bites & WineKinkerstraat 53, Amsterdam
11. The Red SunOlympiaplein 176, Amsterdam
12. Mossel & GinGosschalklaan 12, Amsterdam
13. GingerFerdinand Bolstraat 13-15, 1072 LA Amsterdam
14. KriterionRoetersstraat 170, Amsterdam
15. KopjesMarcopolostraat 211, Amsterdam
16. Wilde Westen, Amsterdam
17. Farina AmsterdamBorneosteiger 1, Amsterdam
18. Walter's - The Walter Woodbury BarJavastraat 42, Amsterdam
19. De KasKamerlingh Onneslaan 3, Amsterdam
20. Sauna Karavaan1 NDSM-Plein, Amsterdam
21. Blijburg Aan ZeePampuslaan 501, Amsterdam
22. Knijn BowlingScheldeplein 3, Amsterdam
23. World of Food AmsterdamDevelstein 100, Amsterdam
24. Hotel BuitenTh. J. Lammerslaan 1, Amsterdam
With a chic interior, this trendy drinks spot is definitely one of the trendiest locales within Amsterdam's night life. Come for the view and cocktails, but just make sure to bring your platinum credit card -- class comes at a price. Luckily, this is Holland, where the whole “going Dutch” thing got started... kidding. But this hotel lounge is a great pit stop for when you're sight-seeing-- it's super close to the Anne Frank House, Dam Square, and the Rijksmuseum, among other spots to hit up.
Check your date’s competitive side and (lack of) gamesmanship at this Red-Light District-located arcade for grown-ups. You’ve got a selection of pinball, Mario Kart, shooting and fighting games, and even a ball pit. Plus there’s plenty of local beer by the bottle to smooth over any first date discomfort.
There are two sides to this bar, but you should head straight to the smaller side. You can order beer (don’t bother with the wine), but this spot’s a good excuse to hit the hard stuff -- in, ya know, a classy way. Choose something from their extensive menu of jenever and pair it with one of many offered Dutch bar snacks including herring and the ubiquitious bitterballen.
Since it started out as the 15th-century city gates, this castle-like building in the center of modern Chinatown has been everything to everyone, from guild house to modern event space. (Rembrandt even used to come here to paint dead bodies.) Most people head there today, though, for the restaurant on the ground floor, which serves the best eggs Benedict in the city and dinner classics, like scallops (with Serrano ham, endive, curry mayo, and hazelnut) and steak worthy of their price tags, in the gilded stone interior and expansive terrace.
This Starbucks flagship location boasts an enormous, multi-level interior that used to be an old bank vault. It looks incredible from floor to ceiling, as it's all made from repurposed materials (the wooden beams and blocks on the ceiling are gorgeous) and designed to conserve energy. You can pick from the widest selection of Starbucks items you've probably seen anywhere, including the not-found-elsewhere Reserve coffees at the separate coffee bar, and sweet and savory snacks like croissants, muffins, and brownies at the bakery.
This canal-side restaurant near Leidseplein specializes in Peruvian fusion and so it's not out of coincidence that they pour a mean Pisco Sour.
This drink den of brick and dark wood beams supporting crystal chandeliers not only boasts one of the best spirits menus in the city, but also some of the kookiest bartenders to ever don bow ties. In other words: fun guaranteed.
The Chicago Social Club is one part nightclub, one part comedy club (Boom Chicago, located in the back), with a distinctly international vibe. Once the laughs end, the music and dancing begins.
For a dependably classy experience, head to Het Concertgebouw. It's got some of the best acoustics in the world, making it seriously worth checking out whether you're with company or not. There are regular concerts, some of which veer away from the classical standards, but if you want to be authentically Dutch about it, go for the free weekly lunchtime rehearsals.
This wine bar is decorated with a modern minimalist style. But, its menu is certainly not minimal as it features almost 40 by-the-glass wine options plus snacks and small dishes.
The sushi is inventive, with options like nigiri halibut with truffle soy sauce and lightly fried vermicelli, and the uber trendy blood-red interior is guaranteed to entice you in all the right ways, just as much as the wasabi.
This Westerpark watering hole -- with its spiffed-up industrial interior and hideaway garden terrace -- is one of the town's coolest gin joints, and it's also gained plenty of acclaim for their fresh mussels that come drenched in Roquefort cheese, or Thai spices, or other deliciousness.
Ginger's date-ready dark interior matches modern-style Asian-influenced dishes like dumplings and other dim sum classics, spiced meat on a stick, and a lot of prawn. Pair any of these picks with a delicious drink from their menu of decently priced wines and cocktails.
This theater might be a little musty, but that’s culture for you. The crowd mostly serves a student and arthouse aficionado community, but the cafe caters to all -- with way better stuff than popcorn, like a full bar of drinks you can take right to your seat with you, where you can perform your post-film analysis of the movie.
This is Amsterdam's first cat café, named for the word the Dutch use to describe when a cat affectionately rubs its head against you. Make a reservation and you can sit around petting kitties for €3/two hours (plus whatever cakes and sandwiches you decide to stuff in your face).
Located under the Old Gak building, this restaurant is open late night and serves pizza, small plates, and salads. There is good variety on the menu despite it not being huge.
Surrounded by water, the Farina terrace is nestled in the Borneosteiger building. Farina caters everyone from folk the moor to entire wedding parties.
Open for brunch, lunch, and dinner, as well as drinks, the Eastern-fusion menu is inspired by the Javastraat’s traditional multi-culti mix. Plus, there’re tons of beers to choose from... and wide selection of G&Ts, natch.
This Watergraafsmeer spot is a giant greenhouse dating from 1926 in the middle of Park Frankendael, full of plants and everything. Plus 140 seats. This greenhouse also cooks up those plants (and meats and cheeses and other stuff sourced from the local countryside) and serves them in some pretty posh, pretty delicious three-course meals -- a new one for the whole restaurant each day.
Located around the corner from the Nederlandsche Dok en Scheepsbouw Maatschappij (NDSM) docks, this all-year outdoor sauna party (with a full nudity policy) also regularly hosts live music or storytelling. Stop by for a sweat with strangers.
Located on Amsterdam's beach, this cafe/event venue offers health-inspired eats, a great atmosphere, and a variety of local craft beers. Blijburg Aan Zee is also pretty cozy in the winter months, with a fire pit and regular live music.
This tenpin bowling alley with a surprisingly sophisticated restaurant -- Meat Paul -- is perfect for any kind of date. The eatery offers an extensive a la carte menu, snack food, and a space for about 400 guests. Knijn also boasts weekend disco bowling events.
Over 20 concrete stands make up the bones of this indoor food market. The simple warehouse will be filled with a wide variety of international street foods, each offering something different to try.