Make yourselves infamous by telling steamy, controversial, completely untrue tales about your relationship in public
How to pull it off despite us very clearly advising against it: Go to Loca Luna, get weird on margaritas, raise your voices a little bit, and just start talking about the naughty dirty sexes you do together. Hell, take it outside and walk the BeltLine, sharing hot lies with complete strangers! If he/she is down for the adventure, it could have amazing real-life results later.
Laws you’d be breaking: It’s illegal to spread false rumors in Georgia, because you ain’t gotta lie to kick it.
Have a romantic, peaceful (unarmed) dinner at your Kennesaw residence
How to pull it off knowing this is an idea we just cannot get behind: Just get your lover to visit your house, condo, or apartment, and enjoy quiet, relaxing moments, without having a weapon handy. It’s as simple and sensible as that!
Laws you’d be breaking: Every head of household living in Kennesaw must keep not only a firearm for protection, but have ammunition. There are only three ways to opt out: have a physical or mental disability, be very poor, or oppose the law because you’re super-religious. All of which will probably and ironically result in no sexytimes.