Florida is shaped like an uncircumcised penis
Georgia, on the other hand, is shaped like a piece of delicious cornbread cake, lovingly sliced, even if unevenly so, by your always-tipsy uncle from Macon. Oh, and for as much leisure as Florida claims to offer, there sure ain’t much hang time.
Florida is ridden with crime. Georgia? Not so much.
According to the FBI, there were 37.5k violent crimes in Georgia in 2012. Florida, despite having about twice the population, had almost three times the number of crimes in the same year.