The kind-of-sexy Clermont Lounge
If DJ Romeo Cologne, the Funk Godfather, can undress his music to the barest of human souls, and Blondie the dancer can bash beer cans between her breasts, then you can definitely find the time to hook up here. You obviously can’t do the deed on stage, and if you take photos, they will kick your ass out (which is good news for you). But the Clermont Lounge is the perfect combination of a horny, happy, and hot place where you can play now and have even more fun later.
Singles-filled alumni association events
What? Are you not a Bulldog, an Eagle, or a Yellow Jacket? Ah, don’t worry. You’re only missing the student debt. And all the single people. Alumni associations almost never card you at the door to see if you’re the real deal (please don't ask me how I know). And although non-members pay more for certain events, as long as you can play the part of an alumni, it won't be that difficult to find yourself in a position to... score! Nailed it! Guys? Hello?